INT. EXTREMELY META WEBSITE LANDING PAGE
Los Angeles based copywriter, TAYLOR WHITELOW, sits head-down into her computer.
PLAT. PLAT. PLAT.
Oh, she's typing-typing. Her fingers voraciously release her thoughts into the ambiguous digital void. She looks up and locks eyes with YOU, anonymous viewer of her portfolio, staring intently at her fluttering fingers.
Oh, you wanna know what I'm writing, huh? Well don't just stand there, silly. Keep scrolling!
FADE TO BLACK.